Prepare to turn heads and slash through the political noise with the Real Slashers t-shirt! Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (or a cotton/poly blend for select colors), this shirt is not only a soft, comfy wardrobe staple, but it’s also tough enough to withstand all your spooky season escapades—and beyond. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves makes it extra durable, so you can wear it proudly while taking down the real monsters in charge.

And let’s talk about the design: Trump as Jason Voorhees, JD Vance as Hannibal Lecter—complete with “MAGA” carved into his forehead—are here to slash at benefits and take aim at the working class. These terrifying political slashers are ready to haunt your Halloween and remind us all what we’re fighting for in the 2026 midterms.